1. I didn't end up on an episode of "I shouldn't be alive" after swimming with stingrays and dolphins, but I thought I would.
2. Celine is the luckiest gambler I have ever met (or cheats).
3. Mark's old man shorts may have contributed to #2.
4. Amanda has a talent for a new film industry, towel animal porn.
5. People need to learn line, elevator, and parenting skills/etiquette. I am willing to teach the class.
6. You really can get over fear of elevators after being locked in one for 30 minutes, all it takes is a half retarded kid to convince you its really ok.
7. I really don't like people from New Jersey, except Celine, and NO I don't want to see the damn show.
8. I rock at quarter poker, I don't care what any of you say.
9. J needs a few more sleeveless shirts.
10. This was the best cruise so far and I can't wait for the next one.
